Gettin' Fingered

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Gettin' Fingered is written by David J Harrison and published by . It's available with International Standard Book Number or ISBN identification 0957066317 (ISBN 10) and 9780957066311 (ISBN 13).

Chill out and have a laugh while reading about... How vans and vaginas don't mix... Lindsay Lohan's STD rap sheet... Dame Vera Lynn on the white cliffs of Dover spreading her arse cheeks spread in the direction of France... Shit the shape of a dolphin... A fight involving Chavs vs. Goth... How Teddy Ruxpin throat fucked me... Love in a David Hasselhoff chat room... The 15 minute rule... You can't get HIV if you drink Yakult after sex... The Incredible Jew Hulk... Tom Selleck's rabid moustache... One over developed droopy tit... He-man was a fucking hypocrite... David Hasselhoff... Too busy counting dog shit... Fat women at work... Cunt in a crisis... A place where tramps went to have sex... Oprah Winfrey dreamin'... I was fucking two Ikea bean bag chairs... Encyclopaedias with two volumes confiscated - 'S' and 'V' ... Camden drug dealers. Get it now before its banned !